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SIMPLE MATH CONCERNING PALESTINIAN LAND
by JONAS Wednesday, May. 21, 2003 at 3:39 PM
joeskillet@yahoo.com

For Pittsburgh Indymedia: A summarized math equation for the problem concerning Palestinian land, etc. (For the lay men).

United Nations "Partition Plan" to the Palestinians:
You are going to have 47% of the 100% which was originally yours.

"Oslo Agreement" to the Palestinians:
You are going to have 22% of the 100% which was originally yours.

Barak's "Generous Offer" to the Palestinians:
We are going to give you 80% of 22% of 100% of the land which was originally yours.

Sharon's "Peace Plan" to the Palestinians in 2,000:
We are going to give you 42% of 80% of 22% of 100% of the land which was originally yours, and this 42% will remain under continuous curfew.

"American Zionists" to the Palestinians:
According to our version of the Bible you are entitled to 0% of 42% of 80% of 22% of 100% of the land which was originally yours.

The "Road Map" to the Palestinians that Bush envisions:
� If you stop your resistance to the occupation (which we call terrorism), and
� your refugees give up their right of return to their ancestral homes, and
� you agree to only elect officials acceptable to Bush and Sharon, and
� you agree to lock up all your resistance fighters, and
� you agree to drive your cars only on roads that Sharon assigns for your use, and
� you do not object to the 'wall' that Sharon is building, and
� you agree not to claim Jerusalem as your capital, and
� you agree that your children's school curriculum only includes courses and books approved by the Israeli government, and
� you agree not to give birth to more than three children per family,

then Sharon might consider negotiating with you on the 42% of 80% of 22% of 100% of the land which was originally yours.

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