TOP TEN ACTIVITIES AFTER BUDGET CUTS
by Pittsburgh Pete
Friday, Aug. 08, 2003 at 2:00 PM
Some political satire for PGH IMC
TOP TEN IDEAS FOR PUBLIC ACTIVITIES SINCE ANNOUNCEMENT OF BUDGET CUTS
1) FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT DAY AT LORD & TAYLOR and MACY'S-LAZARUS
2) FREE ICE SKATING AT THE CIVIC ARENA WITH MARIO LEMIEUX
3) HOUSE PARTY AT MAYOR MURPHY'S
4) NO-FARE DAY FOR PAT BUSSES - EVERYONE RIDES, NO ONE PAYS
5) PEOPLE'S JUSTICE FOR POLITICIANS AT PNC PARK
6) PUBLIC BETTING ON EMS RESPONSE TIMES
7) CREATE CITY HEATSTROKE INSURANCE PROGRAM - FUNDS TO PROVIDE CORPORATE SUBSIDIES
8) FLASH MOB AT CITY-COUNTY BUILDING
9) DISTRIBUTE COPIES OF MAYOR'S NEW BOOK -- TOUGH LOVE & TEARS: TAMING THE PITTSBURGH UNDERCLASS
10) DUMPSTER SWIMMING